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My random question

I was filling out my profile and I got to the last question- the random question. I really liked it so I took a bunch of time to answer it. Then it kept telling me it was too long, so I deleted some, but it was still too long, So I deleted more. Still too long. Finally I just decided I would post it on here for all to read... So here it is.

"For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note: "

Dear Aunti,
Thank you so, much for the rooster shaped Syrup dispenser. I love it. I would leave it on the counter at all times, however, Eugene is deathy afraid of roosters and Syrup. Every time he sees it a rooster he runs around screaming "they're gonna get me, they're trying to eat me! look at them moving their heads! SAVE ME!" I just can't get him to realize it's not real. I tried to explain to him that it held maple syrup, but when I said syrup he went in the corner and started to rock, saying something about pouring syrup down his pants. His psychologist says it must be a repressed childhood memory. I really love the gift, but due to the circumstances I am forced to keep it hidden deep in the closet. I hope you understand.
your favorite niece,
Jessica

1 comments:

beth said...

you make me laugh. hard. thank you.